Princess LALA and the evil MISTER PATHOGEN

lamest ever storry, made to help me study for sci, kinda fail tooXD

Once upon a time there was a princess called Lala and one day an evil pathogen broke into her palace. It went past the oil and sweat on the ‘skin’ of the wall which had lots of evil anti-bacterial chemicals, people started crying but the special chems in it didn’t kill them either, ohh noes!!=O Mr nose tried to trap pathogen in his hairy bars and blooooow it away to the far away lands that nobody cbs to know about of use his amazing mucus..eww=w=; Mr alkalino saliva sir couldn’t kill it mr acidic stomach-saan didn’t either cos it didn’t go in that way!! Mr mimi couldn’t trap it with its mimi wax

Ya know whyyyy, cos mr evill pathogen intruded when the skin got bombed by rocks and sooo the skin wall thingo started bleeding and evil pathogen-san snuck i!!=O it was a nasty evil bacteria soo 2^nd line of defence had to come, the awesome phagocytes your everyday white knight~ and killed bits of the intruder but died themelves too=O and made some PUS-dead bacteria and phagocytes!!

And since they couldn’t kill off the other bits, phagocytes captured the pathogen-san and gave it to Mr tH of the T Lymphocytes family-THE THIRD AND FINAL DEFENCE!! Mr tH got attached to mr pathogen and gave chem. Signals>O that cause all the t-cells saan to divide and multiply and DIFFERENTIATE into mr tK and mr tM and mr tS

Mr tK went into daa cell mr pathogen stuffed himself into and killed the pathogen along with daa innocent cell=O then mr tS had to stop mr tK from going psycho-THE IMMUNE RESPONSE. Then mr tM remained there forever in the castle to remember that pathogen if its tribal members ever tried to get in as well

and tis the end of my very retarded storyXD and if anyone that is currently in sydney that cbs to read this come to RICE!! click here to find out more~~